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Signed up for the #Whiskey Club and I'm quite offended at how quickly my application was approved. via Facebook

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If #PayitForward means the overdraft I'm quickly using up before payday... I'm deeply into it. via Facebook

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#Bernie supporters don't like #Hillary's #tone? What part of the expletives, screaming & bite marks don't they like? Safely #Canadian via Facebook

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Why no #selfie? Because I'm fat in all the right places. Also the wrong ones. Pretty much all over. via Facebook

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I propose a new #movie rating system. See the movie first, then pay what you think it's worth. #Rottentomatoes via Facebook

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Pulled my hamstring closing my Lazy-Boy recliner. #Exercise program hits rock bottom. via Facebook

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#ThatAwkwardMoment when Siri says "Stop talking to me and get a real girlfriend." via Facebook

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Babbling baby interrupts #Canada's federal budget speech. Babies are so amusing when they mimic the noises #politicians make. via Facebook

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Never fly a kite in a lightning storm. #ThingsBenFranklinDidntSay via Facebook

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#GetAMovieIntoShape Night of the Living Treadmill via Facebook

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New law in Surrey. Erratic drivers must wear sombreros so they can be identified. So far, it seems to be working. Mini-sombreros are acc… via Facebook

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#LoveTwitter except for lost productivity from spending all day reading Jennifer Lopez quotes. #mondaymotivation: Avoid Jennifer Lopez via Facebook

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New law in Surrey. Erratic drivers must wear sombreros so they can be identified. So far, it seems to be working. Mini-sombreros are acceptable as long as they are brightly coloured and clearly visible to other drivers. via Facebook

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#Fact In the 12th century, the Danish army consisted of seven men. (When something was rotten in Denmark these guys always took the blame.) via Facebook

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#Fact: Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants. (Since Finns no longer wear pants, the ban has been lifted.) via Facebook

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Bruce #Springsteen will reduce the number of channels in "57 Channels And Nothin' On" to just 2 channels for Skinny #TV viewers in #Canada. via Facebook

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New "skinny" Canadian channel line-up *Best of CPAC *NFB Bloopers *Moncton Real Estate Channel (not available in Moncton) #Shaw #Telus #Bell via Facebook

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Canadian cable companies promoting the CRTC-forced "basic" packages as: "Less channels you don't want and none that you do." #RabbitEars via Facebook

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#Vancouver. Atheist capital of North America. Celebrates #StPatricksDay for a full week. via Facebook

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Thanks @AM730Traffic for reporting that chair on Hwy 1. Our condo is now completely furnished thanks to your reports. Incl. 15 mattresses! via Facebook

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Still haunted by that #job application question I couldn't answer: If #MichaelJackson wasn't Billie Jean's father, then who was? via Facebook

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#Fact: Frozen lobsters can come back to life when thawed. (This has caused more injuries in the kitchen than you can imagine.) via Facebook

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#CanYouHoldIm In the middle of a hashtag contest and you'll never believe what the hashtag is... via Facebook

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Continuing my campaign to have Twitter remove "raconteur" and "bon vivant." from profiles. Such aristocratic terms for "jobless"? It's 2016! via Facebook

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#Fact: The Bible is the most shoplifted book in the world. (But those same shoplifters swear to keeping all 9 commandments.) via Facebook

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#MeteorologistSongs Doppler Radar Love via Facebook

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#MeteorologistSongs Weather Radar Love via Facebook

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#ClimateChangeASong Dust in the Windmill via Facebook

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#ClimateChangeASong Every Breath You Take (Is Depleting the Ozone and Creating Dangerous c02 Emissions) via Facebook

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#ClimateChangeASong Smells Like Green Spirit via Facebook

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#ClimateChangeASong The Solar Power of Love via Facebook

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#ClimateChangeASong Fun, Fun, Fun Til My Daddy Takes the Electric Scooter Away via Facebook

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The kind of #hotels I stay at have Murder Mysteries. Except the murders are real. And in the next room. via Facebook

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Pigeons with backpacks are monitoring air quality over #London. I'm sure #Uber has some kind of plans for pigeons. Just a matter of time... via Facebook

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#SuperTuesday So I guess you Americans are about ready to head to your bunkers now? Anything you need? Canadian chocolate bars, fresh water? via Facebook

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There's #Uber everything now. Rides. Pizza delivery. My Uber helicopter is here? But I'm waiting for the Uber ice cream truck. via Facebook

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"Chinese city shrouded in an ethereal, thick fog." Hey #Vancouver @mashable finds this is a luring headline. Sure. If you live in Kansas. via Facebook

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#SuperTuesday. You Americans and all you #super-ness! Here in #Vancouver Canada it's just #Tuesday with a chance of showers. via Facebook

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Chilling and listening to the music of the circadian rhythms for #NationalNappingDay! via Facebook

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#NationalNappingDay: another great thing invented in Canada. Still trying to get Americans to trade Zzzzz's for ZZZZEDs. via Facebook

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If you took #nationalnappingday seriously you wouldn't be reading this tweet. Twitter addiction= lost napping opportunities. via Facebook

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Millennials Flee Vancouver for More Affordable places. Shocked to find Rosemary & Bergamot Latte not available in #smalltown #Saskatchewan via Facebook

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#Fact: Sea otters hold hands when they sleep so they don't drift apart. (Please don't tell me they spoon, too.) via Facebook

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#Fact: Sea otters hold hands when they sleep so they don't drift apart. (Sleep with a sea otter to bed and find out for yourself.) via Facebook

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#DaylightSavingTime One spring long ago the government said to the people of #Saskatchewan: "Give us an hour of your time now. We'll pay yo… via Facebook

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#DaylightSavingTime One spring long ago the government said to the people of #Saskatchewan: "Give us an hour of your time now. We'll pay yo… via Facebook

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#DaylightSavingTime One spring long ago the government said to the people of #Saskatchewan: "Give us an hour of your time now. We'll pay you back in the fall. You'll have an extra hour of daylight at night. Wouldn't you like that? The people of #Saskatchewan laughed and said, "It's already daylight until 11:00 pm in the summer and the government has never paid us back for anything they've ever 'borrowed.'" And they left their clocks alone. No "springing ahead," no "falling back." The people of Saskatchewan are smarter than the rest of us. via Facebook

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So my friend's daughter's friend's dad was in the same building as #JustinBieber in #Vancouver. Why is the media not all over this? via Facebook

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#Fact: #Mushrooms are more closely related to humans than to plants. (Love mushroom soup? You cannibal!) via Facebook

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#Fraud artists targeting Millennials instead of Seniors. Millennials give up personal information easily. Seniors keep saying, "What? What?" via Facebook

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Reminder that “Daylight Saving Time” has just the one S in it... and it's a bad idea. Nothing to be saved. #LostSleep via Facebook

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#Fact: Eavesdropping was illegal in England until 1967. (At least that's what I overheard.) via Facebook

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#FridayFact: New Yorkers bite 25 times more Americans than sharks do. (Update: Donald Trump supporters bite twice that many.) via Facebook

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I felt threatened by an anti-bullying flash mob. I'm okay now. via Facebook

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Kraft Dinner has betrayed us with healthier fake cheese with no taste. KD= Kraft Deception. Classic KD lovers unite! via Facebook

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The Greater #Vancouver windstorm must be over. My neighbour's wind chimes have stopped playing a fast-paced version of "The Exorcist" theme. via Facebook

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"Professionals" and spin doctors are calling this a "Windstorm Event." I don't remember buying tickets. Stay safe West Coasters. via Facebook

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Thieves ordered pizza before robbing a Little Caesar's Pizza in #MapleRidge. Sounds well planned. Did they pay for the pizza? via Facebook

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#Fact: Beavers have transparent eyelids so they can see underwater with their eyes shut. (They wear little eye masks when they sleep.) via Facebook

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Speak up. Your voice is a powerful weapon. Unless Donald Trump is in the room. #WednesdayWisdom via Facebook

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Cool. I did some family ancestry research and found out my great-great grandfather was the guy that posed for Edvard Munch's "The Scream." via Facebook

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#Fact: Potatoes were illegal in France between 1748 and 1772. (It was called the Great #Poutine Famine.) via Facebook

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Canada Revenue Agency offering amnesty to rich tax cheaters. Amnesty AND a free toaster to those who pay in full by April 30. via Facebook

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Even after his anti-Egghead comments, 75 percent of Eggheads still support Trump. via Facebook

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Canadian #politicians are talking a lot about emissions targets. And when politicians create emissions, we know who the targets are. via Facebook

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#Fact: Insects outnumber humans by 200 million to 1. (I know. I've been to #Saskatchewan in the summer.) via Facebook

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For Canadians who don't follow my West Coast perspective, you're pretty much up Schitt's Creek. (Americans: that's a real Canadian TV show.) via Facebook

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Brilliant #telemarketing: "This is the chair store calling with news for you. Are you sitting down?" Call me for telemarketing done right. via Facebook

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#Fact: Insects outnumber humans by 200 million to 1. (I know. I've been to #Saksatchewan in the summer.) via Facebook

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#RuinAnOldSaying. Look before you leak. via Facebook

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To the people of #Newfoundland and #Labrador: I support your fight to keep Zest and Habitant mustard pickles. Preserve your heritage! via Facebook

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Sunday: #Vancouver radio announcer says "0 percent chance of rain." Monday: Search for missing announcer postponed due to rain. via Facebook

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Listen to the experts. If I offer you #marketing advice, take it. If a balding pony-tailed man gives you video game advice, take it, too. via Facebook

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#JustinTrudeau's new biography to open with "Had my dad not taken Kim Cattrall to that special performance of Oklahoma..." via Facebook

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#JustinTrudeau biography being rewritten. "Had my dad not taken Kim Cattrall to a performance of Oklahoma..." via Facebook

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If the population of China walked past you single file, it wouldn't end because of the reproduction rate. (So, not all just walking then) via Facebook

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#WhyICouldNeverBeCanadian? Let me turn the tables and state #WhyICouldNeverBeAnAmerican. My name is Graham. "Gray-um." via Facebook

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99% of people who use "raconteur" or "bon vivant" in their Twitter profile live in their parent's basement. (Some proud parents out there.) via Facebook

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New book "Cold Fire" says JFK once hung up on PM John G. Diefenbaker. If only #Canada could get that kind of attention from Americans now. via Facebook

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#AmazingTrivia The average four year old asks 400 questions a day. (Why is that, dad? Why? Why? Sorry.) via Facebook

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I finally got brave took transit in #Vancouver. It was fun for that little while they thought I was the real bus driver. via Facebook

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#Winter weather is back in much of #Canada. Be polite and please warm up your car and leave it running for that guy who's about to steal it. via Facebook

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#DonaldTrump's supporters want to let everyone know Donald was born in the USA. #Canadians want everyone to know that, too. via Facebook

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Teens in basements aren't the only ones #gaming. 47 percent are parents... who are still living in their parents basement. via Facebook

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#AmazingTrivia Your foot is the same size as the distance between your wrist and elbow. (I'm amusing myself watching you check that fact.) via Facebook

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To the kids who put shaving cream all over my car: thank you. I was going to shave my car anyway. via Facebook

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Interesting #dollarstore birthday card: "Happy birthday, you hot pudding." Ad on back for hot pudding. via Facebook

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The average #Vancouver family saves $1500 a year by buying used clothes. Double that if the clothes have a Toronto #MapleLeafs logo on them. via Facebook

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Ouch. Was that a 5 cents gas price jump in #vancouver, or should we call it #JustinTrudeau's Carbon Tax Footprint? via Facebook

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#OJSimpson Police: "We found the White Bronco.We didn't need that? Okay, then. We found a knife and a rusty hubcap. Also, a witness." via Facebook

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Big francophone festival in #PortCoquitlam this weekend. I'll be there, hoping to expand my knowledge of French Canada beyond poutine. via Facebook

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Interesting for this Canuck to all watch the unfolding of each U.S. Primary. Or as I call it, "The Pre-Apocalyptic Reality Show." via Facebook

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Saskatchewan: Deer jumps through school window. The real news: only 3 deer-smashing-through-the-window free days this year. via Facebook

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If your eyes still hurt after the #Oscars, you're suffering from #Oscar Cleavage. Same effect as staring directly at the sun. via Facebook

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How do you design an #Oscar dress with leg slits up to the armpits-- and get it to stay on? It's a wonder of fashion engineering. via Facebook

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So February gave us the gift of an extra day this year. Why did it have to be a Monday? #HappyTuesday, #HappyMarch via Facebook

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It wasn't hail that took #Toronto by surprise yesterday. It was softer stuff called graupel, which means: "know-it-all meteorologist." via Facebook