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UK Couple out $1700. Booked flight from "wrong" #BirminghamAL @inbirmingham. Are you paying attention? #Promotional #opportunity #marketing via Facebook

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UK Couple out $1700. Booked flight from "wrong" Birmingham @inbirmingham. Are you paying attention? #Promotional #opportunity! #marketing via Facebook

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UK Couple out $1700. Booked flight from "wrong" #BirminghamAL @inbirmingham. Are you paying attention? #Promotional #opportunity #marketing via Facebook

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Squirrels nested in my shoes. Was in a hurry, so put shoes on anyway. Know how squirrels cross the street? Yeah, still trying. #showprep via Facebook

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Rash of the Titans #MakeAMovieSick @midnight via Facebook

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#MakeAMovieSick @midnight Schindlers Listlessness and Post-Exertional Malaise as Symptoms of Chronic Fatigue Brought On By a World War via Facebook

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Shakespeare died 400 yrs ago today. He introduced "puking" and other words to the English language. He also wrote plays. ("As You Like It.") via Facebook

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#HappyBirthdayYourMajesty So Kumho UK is giving away tires to celebrate. #marketing fail. An earlier monarch would've lopped off some heads. via Facebook

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#Canadian #TuesdayTrivia . The largest prairie dog colony ever discovered was as big as #Regina #Saskatchewan. Actually, it IS Regina. via Facebook

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IKEA now lets you visualize a new kitchen with #VirtualReality headset. Forget the reno, I'll just wear the headset. #tech #TechTuesday via Facebook

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#Vancouver Is there any other place on the planet where there's a traffic jam every weekend for the #tulipfestival? #Abbotsford via Facebook

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#BernieSanders say Verizon hasn't paid "a nickel" in taxes. Verizon: "Not true. And when can we get a payment on your cell phone bill?" via Facebook

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Textaphrenia: thinking you've heard or felt a new #text message vibration when there is no message. Weirder when it's on a phantom limb. via Facebook

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The first #webcam was trained on a #coffee pot to allow Cambridge researchers to see if coffee was ready. No better use has yet been found. via Facebook

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#NorthKorea Kim Jong-Fun signs declaration for #NationaCheeseDay. Also a declaration of war on the USA and everyone in their address book. via Facebook

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Gurgaon India renamed #Gurugram and trending on Twitter. Balgonie #Saskatchewan is now #Balloonagram. #RenameYourTown and get recognized! via Facebook

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Sign you're a politically #progressive musician: you cancel a #concert in protest of an issue nobody's thought of yet. via Facebook

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Last night I dreamt I ate three 5-ounce Angus burger patties and 3 slices of Havarti cheese sandwiched inside two personal double pepperoni pizzas. My dreams are very detailed and in colour. via Facebook

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More stuff caused by Vladimir #Putin: Camilla Parker's Bowles all wars since the Middle Ages music of Air Supply Donald Trump baldness via Facebook

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#CanuckARapper Tu4 Pac via Facebook

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#BernieSanders hoping for #canonization at the #Vatican. Or, at least that #PopeFrancis will come up say "hi." via Facebook

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Just in: Vladimir #Putin behind active volcanoes juvenile diabetes juveniles #French counter-revolution thunderstorms via Facebook

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"Indiana Jones and the Secrets of Using #Coupons to Save Money on Your #Weekly Grocery Bill." Good #marketing idea or a way to kill a movie? via Facebook

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#MakeASongTougher I Shot the Last Sheriff and Finished All the Deputies via Facebook

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#MakeASongTougher Your Love Is My Drug Cartel via Facebook

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Okay, Vladimir Putin isn't named in #PanamaLeaks, but Western #media says he's behind lost socks testosterone stolen bikes in Denmark gout via Facebook

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My wife's wearing #designer #sunglasses now, which to me means anything not from the dollar store. Where's she getting the money? via Facebook

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#TuesdayBoozeday #Canada. Some Starbucks locations serving alcohol today. Iced Honey Tequila Latte or just a Spiked Place? #smallbiz #coffee via Facebook

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The average age at a #BernieSanders rally is 30. Except when Bernie leaves the building. Then it's 20. via Facebook

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#AmazingTrivia The inventors of Bubble Wrap were originally trying to make plastic wallpaper. (They're now bouncing off the walls.) via Facebook

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#AmazingTrivia Honeybees contribute 15 billion dollars to the U.S economy ever year. (But do the pay their taxes?) via Facebook

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#RenameAFilmBadly Knight of Recyclable Coffee Cups via Facebook

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“Those who are well have no need of a physician, but those who are sick. I did not come to call the righteous, but sinners, to repentance.” via Facebook

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#AmazingTrivia Vending machines kill 4 times as many people per year as sharks. (Snack attack) via Facebook

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#RenameAFilmBadly Indiana Jones and the Secrets of Government of #Canada Child Tax Credits for 2016 via Facebook

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#RenameAFilmBadly Indiana Jones and the Secrets of Earning Over $500 a Day Online as a Stay-at-Home Mom in Maple Ridge. via Facebook

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Latest strange #email from my sister: "Oops! I hit the 'send' by mistake in my last email." Hitting that button always a mistake, sis. #tech via Facebook

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#Dollarama raises top prices to 4 bucks. My #business forecast is TenDollarama by the end of 2016. via Facebook

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Google has reviewed your online presence. It sucks. #AprilFools! Maybe. Call or DM for face to face help in #Vancouver #tech #smallbiz via Facebook

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Apparently, you can now search by emoji on Google. Think of the possibilities. Okay, I can't think of even one. #tech #AprilFools? via Facebook

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#RobFord's daughter is right. He is now the mayor of heaven. And not a single media person there to harass him. via Facebook

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I listened with amused interest to irate listeners calling in this morning to CBC Radio Vancouver with their take on the "proposed crow cull" in Vancouver. It was a little too obvious of an April Fool's joke methought. Especially an interviewee's suggestion that the cull could be a spectator sport for the whole family. But a whole lot of people jumped right into the birdy doo-doo, ranting global-warming and other horrible things that would arise out of this non-event. I can picture a scene from Leave It to Beaver (as I tweeted earlier). June Cleaver: "Ward, I'm worried about Vancouver people, falling for the April Fool's crow prank and a lot of other CBC radio stuff." We should all be worried:) via Facebook

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#TrustMe Latin adds class to your tweets. "Vappa ac nebulo" means "scumbag." And how about a "sterculinum publicum" for a special occasion? via Facebook

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Remembering that time I "came to" after surgery and saw the doctor missing an easy shot into the garbage bin with a paper towel-- 3 times. via Facebook

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#AmazingFact It's illegal for a bingo game to last longer than 5 hours in North Carolina. (Cancel that trip.) via Facebook