Friday, April 1, 2016

The wheels are still turning

Google has reviewed your online presence. It sucks. #AprilFools! Maybe. Call or DM for face to face help in #Vancouver #tech #smallbiz via Facebook

The wheels are still turning

Apparently, you can now search by emoji on Google. Think of the possibilities. Okay, I can't think of even one. #tech #AprilFools? via Facebook

The wheels are still turning

#RobFord's daughter is right. He is now the mayor of heaven. And not a single media person there to harass him. via Facebook

The wheels are still turning

I listened with amused interest to irate listeners calling in this morning to CBC Radio Vancouver with their take on the "proposed crow cull" in Vancouver. It was a little too obvious of an April Fool's joke methought. Especially an interviewee's suggestion that the cull could be a spectator sport for the whole family. But a whole lot of people jumped right into the birdy doo-doo, ranting global-warming and other horrible things that would arise out of this non-event. I can picture a scene from Leave It to Beaver (as I tweeted earlier). June Cleaver: "Ward, I'm worried about Vancouver people, falling for the April Fool's crow prank and a lot of other CBC radio stuff." We should all be worried:) via Facebook

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#TrustMe Latin adds class to your tweets. "Vappa ac nebulo" means "scumbag." And how about a "sterculinum publicum" for a special occasion? via Facebook

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Remembering that time I "came to" after surgery and saw the doctor missing an easy shot into the garbage bin with a paper towel-- 3 times. via Facebook

The wheels are still turning

#AmazingFact It's illegal for a bingo game to last longer than 5 hours in North Carolina. (Cancel that trip.) via Facebook